Tuesday, June 23, 2009

لكل مواطن ماك

No, not a bigMac, a macbook. I just bought a macbook at last and it feels fantistilicious...

حملة لكل مواطن ماك
because everyone desires this level of sexiness in their life and technology should be this soothing

When I become Governess/President/ruler queen, I will implement the glorious campaign of "likol mowatin Mac" which kicks "wa2fa masreya" in the ass swiftly and will be a truly sensual climax to its "ilqera2a lilgamee3" predecessor. My nationwide legislative changes would also include guaranteeing optional mid-day showers in all full time jobs (because you can never do anything after six without going ALL the way home to shower which gives salaried labor control on your free hours even AFTER 9-5. That is not right.) Macs and mid-day showers for all citizens, hail the Chieffette!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

on an unrelated note

why am i the last to know that Washington D.C has a hot young mayor?

Change is not the only constant and other useless ponderings

Its funny how things play out. sometimes, most times, its quite tragically- but as consistently it is with deep, almost comic irony.

Yes, this is sort-of about the Obama speech in a convulted sort-of logic. Let me delay my conceptual qualms with dichotomies such as "america can co-exist with islam" (where can i get islamic citizenship by the way?) and let me overlook my dismay with his complicity with the Mubarak regime. For philosophical and other concerns, i'd rather refer you to this very insightful article. But about Palestine, I was still thinking you know, its a good thing what Obama said, about Israel being an occupying power, and about Palestinians suffering untolerable daily humilation. But with equal scrutiny I wondered about why he asks Muslims to not get trapped in the history of colonialism, but lists the atrocities of the holocaust. why he tells Palestinians to abandon violence but doesnt mention the devestating cast lead operation. Then i tell myself, well, he's a politician, and he's getting enough of an ass kicking in America for even just being here, from all sorts of paranoics and crackpots. But I wasnt too forgiving on that point. But the act of Abdulhakim Muhammad brought something home: America is chucked full of lunatics with no degree of sense or reason. Please see here.And unlike the crazy crackpots in Egypt, these ones have voting power.gak! I had just written my response, here to this guy, and had just managed to retrieve my eyeballs from how far back they had rolled to the back of my head after reading the rants of this loser here. Although I'd always thought Obama was an adventurous and brave man, sometimes I forget what he's up against. But then, things never stay in one way. Against this intense rhetorical whopping that Obama was getting, being questioned as to how he would "justify this one", came the most startling statement, that could outshine any retort I could have tried to tell some of these bloggers. A crazy supremacist senile white man, shoots a black security guard at the national holocaust museum. Obama was lecturing us about the wrongs of denying the holocaust, but few are bigger critics than whats his face,James W. von Brunn. Id like to see the haters try to pin that one on the Muslim world. Or scarily run away from the whole thing. I feel really sorry for the family of the deceased guard but I absoultely have to admit that I chirped and clapped my hands when I clicked on the story and realised it was a white american who dun it.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Abdulhakeem takes one for the team

Sometimes, every once in a while, or rarely than that, I try to comment on posts like this one. I think its more out of a feeling that I have to say something to protect from being reduced into spontaneous convulsions from sheer irritation.
I dont always know what to say, or where to start, and I have no moral feeling of intellectual responsibility to really make a valid point. but i cant just sit there convulsing, so here's what i said to the Vienna gate-keepers:
its funny when a new school shoot out happens no one calls it yet another "sudden columbine syndrome" or chronic murder disease, rather they try to understand what may have caused this act of anger. its a little too convenient that sporadic acts of seneless violence are only a real threat when a Muslim (and a convert, no less so it cant be a genetic prone-ness to violence) does it..and what, couldnt he be violent just because he's black? or is that political incorrect in this day and age...? On an unrelated note, did you know that the fastest growing rate of conversions in the U.s is African Americans turning to Islam? Better watch out.

My comment was duly ignored, of course. But really, what is that Vienna siege line?what new phase? what old war? im just so confused.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

Now we're getting a taste of Hilary Clinton

these are my initial reactions, but im ready to hear yours....

Here's what Hilary has to say to Iran, very much in line with obama's lets-all-get-along and keep the world safe rhetoric...

pre-emptive from what? ?is the very existence of an iranian nuclear program a declaration of war? not everything is about israel..im not discounting the political and strategic concerns of iran, but its also true that some people need to be self sufficient in energy sources because they're alienated from the rest of the world..walla eh? is anyone really dumb enough to nuclear bomb israel? i really dont think so. and being next door to israel, i can honestly say i trust a nuclear bomb in the hands of the iranians just as much as in the french, the british or the israelis. north korea im not so sure about, they're just plain crazy. and the japanese might be holding a grudge..who was it that bombed them again? ok, ok that was a low blow.

Mrs Clinton appeared ready to unnerve the Iranian leadership with talk of a pre-emptive strike “the way that we did attack Iraq”. ;
what a bullying B-i-t-c-h

Wednesday, June 3, 2009


On the eve of the obama visit, son sejour, lest you get caught up in the glitz and glamour of it all, even if you eventually choose to be more optimistic about the state of the world than old Fiskilicious here, whose massive intake of whisky per day is bound to make him a little aggressive...